Name: Jonathan Heinl

Alias: Dance Commander

Statement: “My mustache will experience more in two months then most men will in their entire lives!”

Jonathan’s Page: Donate for Jon

Name: Jeff Dempsey

Alias: Shrek

Statement: “Mustache”

Jeff’s Page: Donate for Jeff

Alias: Skorp

Statement: “My mustache brings all the girls to the yard, damn right it’s better than yours”

Dana’s Page: Donate for Dana

Alias: Mr.Mysse

Statement: “My wife is not at all happy about me growing a stache. This will likely cost me more than just money.”

Luke’s Page: Donate for Luke

Alias: Joseph Boogie

Statement: “Forget the Jane Fonda, we will do the “Bogart””

Joseph ’s Page: Donate for Boogie

Alias: The French Tickler

Statement: “The bigger the stache the bigger the man!”

Rob’s A. Page: Donate for Rob A.

Alias: Hoobler

Statement: “I’m gonna grow the most god-awful Texas handlebar mustache the world has ever seen.”

Tom’s Page: Donate for Tom

Alias: The Magic Man

Statement: “I like to think of Jesus wearin’ a Tuxedo shirt, cuz it says, like, ‘I want to be formal, but I want to party too.’ I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party too.”

Shane’s Page: Donate for Shane

Alias: Goose

Statement: “I am proudly wearing this fu man chu mustache to raise awareness about the tragedy of testicular cancer, and the lives it affects every year.”

Tres’s Page: Donate for Tres

Alias: Head

Statement: “Historically, my mustache growing skills were below par. This time though, I think my facial follicles are ready to produce the finest mustache the world has ever known. In the future, wizened old crones will speak of The Great Mustache and how it abolished all pain, sorrow and disease from the universe with it’s powerful visage. All shall love my mustache and despair.”

Matt’s Page: Donate for Matt

Alias: howabout…Justin

Statement:“Hi, I’m Justin Ellis. I’m a man who enjoys a nice scotch, cheap beer, a slab of thick cut bacon, and classic Burt Reynolds movies. I’m a reporter for the Portland Press Herald, I also write a blog, but these things get in the way of my love of bacon, beer and Burt. Seriously, have you seen ‘Smokey and the Bandit?’ It’ a classic. Also, I will not tolerated a bad word about Robert Goulet. That man is a saint. A Canadian saint.”

Justin’s Page: Donate for Justin

Alias: None

Statement: “Mustaches Fighting Cancer”

James’s Page: Donate for James

Alias:none

Statement: “Mustaches Fighting Cancer”

Alias: Tad

Statement: “It sounds like fun and it’s for a good cause, and although I’ve had facial hair for 15+ years, I’ve never had just a stache…So here we go!”

Terry’s Page: Donate for Terry

Alias: None

Statement: “Kevin Lawver is a web geek who builds web applications for a living. While he has testicles, they have not been found to be cancerous - yet. Kevin has recently started inventing holidays. His first is The International Day of Awesomeness, held every year on the birthday of a man who’s sported some killer ’staches over the years: Chuck Norris.”

Kevin’s Page: Donate for Kevin

Alias: None

Statement: “A woman needs a good set of handlebars to hold on to.”

Larry’s Page: Donate for Larry

Alias: Bendito

Statement:“I love healthy balls!”

Rob’s Page: Donate for Rob

Alias: Old Fart

Statement: “I’m surviving”

Stephen’s Page: Donate for Stephen

Alias: Dirty Sanchez

Statement: “I’m fully prepared to grow the most impressive mustache ride this face can conjure up!”

Brandon’s Page: Donate for Brandon

Alias: None

Statement: ”There are three kinds of men you must never trust: a man who hunts south of the Thames, a man who has soup for lunch: and a man who waxes his MUSTACHE.”

Caleb’s Page: Donate for Caleb

Alias: The Hair Extraordinaire

Statement: “My hair is equivalent to a wizard’s dark magic.”

Davids’s Page: Donate for David

Alias: None

Statement: “Do It”

Heath’s Page: Donate for Heath

Alias: Great Mustachio

Statement: “Bow down to the Great Mustachio”

Jason’s Page: Donate for Jason

Alias: The Mind Party

Statement: “Slowly but surely!”

Justin B’s Page: Donate for Justin

Alias: Jormi

Statement: “Testicular cancer is a serious disease that deserves a silly competition to help find a cure for it.”

Michael’s Page: Donate for Michael

Alias: MikeOnTv

Statement: “In high school was voted ‘Most likely to enter a mustache growing contest for testicular cancer’ and I never thought anything of it. Now look where I am.”

Mike’s Page: Donate for Mike

Alias: ScubaSewj

Statement: “My mustache is growing so fast that if it were a kid it would be 5 years old”

Sujan’s Page: Donate for Sujan

Alias: No alias. I am proud and unafraid!

Statement: “While I have never been personally effected by testicular cancer, I have followed the journey of a close friend who was diagnosed last year with the disease. Additionally, my family has a history with cancer and I want to do whatever I can to fight this insidious killer.”

Anthony’s Page: Donate for Anthony

Alias: D’Artagnan

Statement: “Who wants a mustache ride?”

Dave ’s Page: Donate for Dave A.

Alias: Geraldo Rivera (age 13)

Statement: “Well, I guess i can look like a dirty chester molester for a few months if it’s for a good cause…”

Carlos ’s Page: Donate for Carlos

Alias: None

Statement:“A really don’t like dangerous growths, especially when they can potentially hinder the ability for some one to have children. We need children, I believe that 6,615,393,424 people is not nearly enough. The earth can definitely support another 3-12 billion, and it is up to mustachioed men to to populate it”

Corey ’s Page: Donate for Corey

Alias: Irish boy

Statement:“well im doing this for the cause jus trying to raise a lil to help someone out there.”

Barry ’s Page: Donate for Barry

Alias: Geraldo Rivera (age 13)

Statement: “Oh this is gonna be scary!”

Steven ’s Page: Donate for Steven K.