Matt Dempsey

Matt Dempsey Name: Matt Dempsey
Alias: Johnny Waffles
Statement: “Historically, my mustache growing skills were below par. This time though, I think my facial follicles are ready to produce the finest mustache the world has ever known. In the future, wizened old crones will speak of The Great Mustache and how it abolished all pain, sorrow and disease from the universe with it’s powerful visage. All shall love my mustache and despair.”
Age: 27
Why? I joined this contest because testicular cancer is rarely discussed. Most guys don’t even think about it. Hopefully this contest will get more guys to do more self-exams and ask their doctors about it during regular physicals. Also I’d like to bring about world peace.
Goal: At least 500

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3 Responses to “Matt Dempsey”

  1. I will give my first 10 dollars to you or to Justin, who ever’s starts out the creepiest.

  2. I hate you, your mustache, and this competition. But I still gave you $20.

    Pray I don’t wax it off in your sleep.

  3. I figured it would be sexist of me to donate to breast cancer and not testicular cancer, so there you go!

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